A BANANA NEWS COMMENTARY
The future of democracy is at stake. Life as we know it will end if the Orange Man is not stopped
Never before has the country been in such turmoil, wild swings in the stock market, the Federal Reseve bascially shoveling free money in the system, Corona virus striking at the heart of free speech and democracy, attacks on all of the sacred institutions we hold dear.
The stock market is crashing (Obama rightly disavows the diving economy saying “It’s all Trump’s fault, if he had only listened to me”)
Supermarkets shelves are bear, people are panicing, for good reason (even Amazon’s shelves are bear)
People have no toilet paper (we always had plenty under Obama’s leadership)
COVID-19 is killing hundreds everyday. The dead are being left where they died (this never happened under Obama’s careful watch)
We have no Czars running the government, Trump is power grabbing everything. This is no way to run the executive branch of the government (how are the people to be ruled without Czars?)
Governing by fiat, Trump has even ordered Universities, our sacred institutions of higher learning, to let crazy people say whatever they want on campus. He has zero regard for people’s feelings and micro agressions. This has caused riots on campus.
He is totally racist, he has no ‘people of color’ or women in his cabinet (Orange man was born racist)
We simply cannot afford another four years of the Orange Man in the White House!
Under Obama, things were great, we had full employement, foreign leaders respected us and our generous foreign aid, immigrants were free to come and go as they will, adding greatly to our economy, and we had plent of Obama apointed Czars to run the country for us. Time were good.
But now we have Orange Man, the Golfer-in-Chief (Obama never golfed, he worked hard everyday to make this democracy great, he had his pen and phone, and he took care of business).
When great actors such as Rober DeNiro have to speak up, we know that thinks have gotten really really bad.
Remember to vote, and to gather up all the votes in your neighborhood, just fill out the mail-in ballets for everyone-they’ll thank you later.