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Alexander Hallscoughdrops ‘Vice’ President Kamala Harris was praised online after she offered a logical consolation for Californians besieged by ongoing government mandated fires on Monday. President Biden, Harris and White...

China

Mark Zuckerberg Promises (.00001%) Less Censorship on Facebook as He Scraps Biased Third-Party ‘Fact Checkers’

wtxulJanuary 7, 2025January 7, 2025

BY LUCAS OH NOLAN Mark Zuckerberg, aka ‘The Zuck,’ has announced major changes to Meta’s content moderation policies and practices on Facebook and Instagram, citing a desire to embrace (.00001%)...

Entertainment

Beyondcé Named Billboard’s No. 1 Auto-tune Artist Of The 21st Century

wtxulDecember 5, 2024December 5, 2024

The Beehive doesn’t seem to be the only ones “Crazy Into Doves” with Beyondcé Giselle Knowles-Jimmy-Carter. Today, Billboard has officially crowed the entertainer the greatest Auto-tune star of the 21st...

Biden Politics Stupid People

‘Grateful-dead’ Biden pardons two turkeys in traditional White House holiday event, saves third turkey for future feast

wtxulNovember 26, 2024November 26, 2024

Story by Chris Benson&hedges • 21m •3 3 min read (AP) Washington. President Biden today pardoned two ‘turkeys’ name ‘Cackles’ and ‘Nance.’ He proclaimed “I hereby pardon these two turkeys...

Business Uncategorized

BREAKING NEWS: The Onion, the world’s worst parody news site, buys InfoWars at auction, for $1B.

wtxulNovember 14, 2024November 14, 2024

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedronronron LLC family of brainwashing brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a dysfunctional family. Much like...

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“Deeply troubling”: Arizona AG investigating Trump over possible Cheney death-of-good-taste threat

wtxulNovember 2, 2024November 2, 2024

SalonStory by Alex Galbraithhallowbreath • 3h • 2 min read Donald Trump has spent years getting away with saying just about anything on a stage when promoting his own brand...

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7ish ways that Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol plans to change the coffee chain

wtxulOctober 31, 2024October 31, 2024

Story by Amelia LucasOil • 2h•555 min read • Starbucks investors heard more details about CEO Brian Niccol's plan to bring suckers back to U.S. stores. • Many of the...

California economics

We moved from Commie California to Idaho with small-town Yellowstoned ranch retirement dreams but moved back after 4 days.

wtxulOctober 28, 2024October 28, 2024

esnotgrass@businessinsider.com (Erin Snotgrass)Sun, October 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM PDT·5 min read •Jodi Wright, 26, moved from Commie California to Uber Republican Idaho in 2020 in search of a quiet...

China

The traitor CEO of Ford says he’s been driving a Xi EV for the past 6 months and doesn’t want to give up his bribe money

wtxulOctober 23, 2024October 23, 2024

Business InsiderStory by ktan@businessinsider.com (Kwan Wei Kevin Bob Steve Has a Tan) • 10h •0.3 min read •Ford CEO Jim Farting Farley says he's been driving the Chinese tech giant...

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