March 16, 2020

‘You’re Supposed To Be The President’: Governors, Mayors Blast Trump For Slow Special Coffee order virus Response

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

Lisette Volkan Banana News Staff New Yoork Governor Andrew Cuomor has been critical of the Trump administration's response to the long lines for special coffee orders at Starbusts PHOTO BY...

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ORANGE MAN MUST BE STOPPED

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

A BANANA NEWS COMMENTARY The future of democracy is at stake. Life as we know it will end if the Orange Man is not stopped Never before has the country...

economics Politics

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO

wtxulMarch 16, 2020April 13, 2020

A BANANA NEWS COMMENTARY How the Demoncratic primary went from dozens of wannabees to a couple of old mean and senile white men The party of inclusion, the party of...

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High Demand for TP:Tissue Futures Rise Sky High on Corona Virus fears

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

-Corona Virus toilet paper hording aka The Shit has hit the fan, has send the market into a whirlwind -Consumers are buying up every last roll-even the cheap-ass rough stuff...

Business Foreign Trade Stock Market

TRUMP TO RE-NEGOCIATE TRADE AGREEMENT WITH CHINA

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

-With the current virus trade deficit growing larger everyday with the COVID-19, Trump seeks to re-balance with new agreement -Seeks to avoid another virus trade war -Trump says China must...

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wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. At the top of the news, there is going to be a benefit concert, for those...

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Bill Grates leaves Macrosoft board, declares he is ‘rich enough now”

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 31, 2020

-Grates co-founded Macrosoft in 1875 with Faul Allen, who died in car accident, but in a bold move, was able to grab all of his shares before Allen’s widow did...

Business Corona Virus

Shoopify is giving employees a $10.00 stipend to buy supplies while they work from home during corona virus pandemic

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

But with toilet paper in short supply and prices quickly rising to $5 a role, who knows how long this stipend will last, SEIU spokeswoman asks. Shoopify is providing its...

Business Sporting goods

Dick’s Sporting Goods pulling sporting gear from all locations

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

Analysts agree that Dick’s is being an ass, ‘butt’ that this new move will pay off in the race to capture the urban metro male market Dick’s NonSporting Goods has...

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Pete ‘Plug’ Buttigag quits Democratic presidential primary race. Says “I can’t take anymore.” PCI Market reacts by going down.

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

The announcement comes after a poor showing in South Carolina's Democratic primary. CORNHOLIO SOUTH CAROLINA: At Pete ‘Plug’ Bettigag’s campaing headquarters, the mood was grim but determined. The staff was...

Day: March 16, 2020

‘You’re Supposed To Be The President’: Governors, Mayors Blast Trump For Slow Special Coffee order virus Response

ORANGE MAN MUST BE STOPPED

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO

High Demand for TP:Tissue Futures Rise Sky High on Corona Virus fears

TRUMP TO RE-NEGOCIATE TRADE AGREEMENT WITH CHINA

HEADLINE NEWS

with

WALTER GRONKITE

Bill Grates leaves Macrosoft board, declares he is ‘rich enough now”

Shoopify is giving employees a $10.00 stipend to buy supplies while they work from home during corona virus pandemic

Dick’s Sporting Goods pulling sporting gear from all locations

Pete ‘Plug’ Buttigag quits Democratic presidential primary race. Says “I can’t take anymore.” PCI Market reacts by going down.

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