March 2020

SHRM.ORG ANNOUNCES NEW CERTIFICATIONS IN LIGHT OF CORONA VIRUS WORKPLACE ISSUES

wtxulMarch 31, 2020April 1, 2020

The Society of Human Resource Management.org, the governing (“do as we say, not as we do”) body of the Human Resources Industry, proudly announces new certifications that will better prepare...

LOCKED GATES

wtxulMarch 28, 2020March 29, 2020

Bill Grates warns lock-down could last 10 WEEKS and should be ‘nationwide’ – as Trump wants to restart social media in days Jack Williams Teller Mar 26 2020, 23:26 ET...

Business

Airlines owe you a refund when they cancel a flight. So why is UA Airlines banking bank during panicvirus crisis?

wtxulMarch 28, 2020March 28, 2020

Dawn Ofthemorning Banana New staff, 18.064 Hours ago. UPDATED March 26th photo © Jeff Chewbacca, AP An United Asshole Airlines plane is shown on the tarmac at San Fransickco International...

Humor Special Report

TRUMP GETTING READY TO KILL THE VIRUS-TRAVEL TO WUHAN

wtxulMarch 24, 2020March 27, 2020

A BANANA NEWS SPECIAL REPORT “LUCILLE AND I ARE GOING TO KILL THOSE NASTY BATS THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE CORONA MESS” “We got a raw deal, and I plan on...

Headline News

HEADLINE NEWS
with
WALTER GRONKITE

wtxulMarch 24, 2020March 27, 2020

March 24 , 2020 Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. At the top of the news, Nancy Pelosi and the Demoncrats have...

Business International Trade

Apple’s Watches Excluded From U.S. Tariffs on China Virus Imports

wtxulMarch 23, 2020March 26, 2020

An exclusive report from our sister affiliate at Bloomersburg news. By Jenny Leonard Nimoy March 21, 2020, Updated in the year of our Lord and Savior Apple Co. March 23, 20202...

Headline News

HEADLINE NEWS

The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow

wtxulMarch 22, 2020March 27, 2020

Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. Day 47 of the ToiletTissue Crisis and Trump still has orange hair- Russian Treason! At the...

Innovation Startups Technology

ToiletTissueTech startups that were in the toilet last month, are now in the hot seat

wtxulMarch 22, 2020March 22, 2020

The future of bathroom tech applications has never been brighter ToiletTissueTech Startup WeWipe.com workers taking a break March 17, 2020 (Gettymore Images) C arlie Portapotty, Banana News Staff I cover...

Business Innovation Startups Venture Capital

Local Startup Raises $515.04 million to disrupt OldfartTech industry

wtxulMarch 20, 2020March 26, 2020

Are you aware that you could like totally for sure disrupt your retirement outlook by using this new startup's free service? Founded by a really smart ass Princeton dropout Michaelle...

Headline News

HEADLINE NEWS

with WALTER GRONKITE

March 18 , 2020

wtxulMarch 19, 2020March 26, 2020

Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. At the top of the news, President Trump has exercised his ‘War Powers.’ His first directive...

Month: March 2020

SHRM.ORG ANNOUNCES NEW CERTIFICATIONS IN LIGHT OF CORONA VIRUS WORKPLACE ISSUES

LOCKED GATES

Airlines owe you a refund when they cancel a flight. So why is UA Airlines banking bank during panicvirus crisis?

TRUMP GETTING READY TO KILL THE VIRUS-TRAVEL TO WUHAN

HEADLINE NEWS
with
WALTER GRONKITE

Apple’s Watches Excluded From U.S. Tariffs on China Virus Imports

HEADLINE NEWS

The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow

ToiletTissueTech startups that were in the toilet last month, are now in the hot seat

Local Startup Raises $515.04 million to disrupt OldfartTech industry

HEADLINE NEWS

with WALTER GRONKITE

March 18 , 2020

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