Story by Chris Benson&hedges
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(AP) Washington. President Biden today pardoned two ‘turkeys’ name ‘Cackles’ and ‘Nance.’ He proclaimed “I hereby pardon these two turkeys for all crimes, felonies, and generally bad attitudes, and for stabbing me in the back.”
Biden went on to say, “this third turkey named ‘Jack’ I do not pardon, he did jack for the last two years and for that I have a special thing awaiting him in Arkansas, where he’ll meet Hillary.”
Many Democrat dignitaries present at the ceremony suddenly looked worried…
