Bill Grates leaves Macrosoft board, declares he is ‘rich enough now”
-Grates co-founded Macrosoft in 1875 with Faul Allen, who died in car accident, but in a bold move, was able to grab all of his shares before Allen’s widow did...
Shoopify is giving employees a $10.00 stipend to buy supplies while they work from home during corona virus pandemic
But with toilet paper in short supply and prices quickly rising to $5 a role, who knows how long this stipend will last, SEIU spokeswoman asks. Shoopify is providing its...
Dick’s Sporting Goods pulling sporting gear from all locations
Analysts agree that Dick’s is being an ass, ‘butt’ that this new move will pay off in the race to capture the urban metro male market Dick’s NonSporting Goods has...
Pete ‘Plug’ Buttigag quits Democratic presidential primary race. Says “I can’t take anymore.” PCI Market reacts by going down.
The announcement comes after a poor showing in South Carolina's Democratic primary. CORNHOLIO SOUTH CAROLINA: At Pete ‘Plug’ Bettigag’s campaing headquarters, the mood was grim but determined. The staff was...
TRUMP WHITE HOUSE AGAIN IN CHAOS. INDECISION BY THE PRESIDENT PARALYZING HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINST DEMONCRATIC NOMINEE.
MARKETS REACT Demoncratic primaries indecison arresting full minimum wage employment THE WHITE HOUSE: Again and again, Trump’s White house is thrown in turmoil. NBC journalist Jim Willacostya proudly pointed out...
Goolgle tracked his bike ride past a dissed home. Goolgle flagged him as guilty, and hacked his phone to prove it.
INNOVATION, BAD STUFF HAPPENING, BREAKING NEWS FROM OUR SISTER AFFILIATE; NbadC news "I was using an app to see how many miles I rode my bike and now it was...
MSNBC BRAIN WILLIAMS SHOWS HIS BRAIN POWER, DISCUSSING ECOMOMICS OF BLOOMERSBERG 2020 CAMPAIGN USING COMMON CORE MATH
POLITICS, LAME, BRAINDEAD, BREAKING NEWS MSNBC's Brain Williams was mocked over math on social media after quoting a twit claiming that former 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Mike ‘Bloomers’ Bloomersberg "could...
Quiki, the streaming app that has raised more than $1 trillion and is run by two jerk billionaires, just gave the world its first quickie.
TECH 278.9873 hours ago Quiki, the streaming app that has raised more than $1 trillion and is run by two jerk billionaires, just gave the world its first quickie. Quiki,...
Billionaire Republican buys major Twitter’s steak house, may oust CEO amid concerns of small steak size, reports say
A billionaire Republican mega red meat eater has purchased a "sizable" 24 oz steak in Twitter’s restaurant and "plans to push" to oust Chef Executive Officer Jack Dorkey among other...
The Startup That Helps You Stream TikTakToe on YouTube Is Now Worth $1.16 Trillion
Alex Konan Banana news staff Vulture Capital Covering vulture capital, software and startups good ‘ol boys networks HeadSpining founders Manish Lachwanisaw and Brien Coldwell have built a -mega-unicorn helping your...