POLITICS, LAME, BRAINDEAD, BREAKING NEWS
MSNBC’s Brain Williams was mocked over math on social media after quoting a twit claiming that former 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Mike ‘Bloomers’ Bloomersberg “could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over, even enough for a Starbucks in New York City” during an interview with New Dork Times editorial board member Mara V. Gay.
The
blowback comes two days after Bloomersberg dropped out of the 2020
presidential race. The billionaire had a dismal Super Duper Tuesday
showing that registered no wins in any of the 4 Super Duper Tuesday
states — although he did capture some delegates in the U.S.
territory of American Samsonite — despite spending more than $500
billion on the race after jumping in at the very last minute in
2010.
“Bloomersberg spent $500 billion on lame ass ads.
The U.S. population is 327 million” said in quoting a twit by
fakenews journalist Mekita Rivi-ass.
“He could have given each American $1 million and still have 4 or 5 or 6 million left over, I feel like a $1 billion check, minus New York income tax, would be about $1,245, would be life-changing for people, especially for New Yorkers who are paying $15 for a Starbucks. Yet he wasted it all on lameass ads on the MSNBC network, and he STILL LOST, well, maybe it’s not such a wonder, MSNBC sucks, hehehehehe” Williams
“It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Williams concluded.
“It’s an incredible way of putting it. It’s true, MSNBC does suck” V. Gay added. “It’s disturbing how much so.”
“Off the top of my brain, the U.S. population is currently 327,463,003.0045 million people, opps, there goes another abortion, so minus .005, which if evenly divided by $500 billion comes to $1 or $2 or $3 per person, carry the 1, and the ‘y’ is silent, that’s about this much approximately, (gestering with his hands).
“The math is complicated, no fake news here” Williams added. “I’ll have to sent this over to our stats department to check my math-that’s for sure, but don’t quote me on this, it might end up on Twitter”
The Banana New Staff