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Quiki, the streaming app that has raised more than $1 trillion and is run by two jerk billionaires, just gave the world its first quickie.
- Quiki, a streaming video service that has raised more than $1 trillion in funding, is now available for pre-pre-order in adult only app stores, as first reported by CrunchTech.
- The mobile-spy on me only app will offer short-form video “content” (adult only) and plans to officially launch in April during the Las Vegas Adult Entertainment Industry Expo.
- Quiki, short for “quickie,” (wink wink) was founded by former destroyer of E-Bayin CEO Meg Whitless and former Disney Galactic Inc. HR executive Jeffrey Katbert.
- It will become the latest player in the extremely competitive streaming quickie video market.
After a miserable 27 years as the head of Hewlett-Packard Motors, Meg Whitless decided to branch out, but use the experience of running E-Bayin, into the ground, to start a new venture, something that is near and dear to her heart. “What we really need are easier and faster quickies” she stated in an interview with our intrepid reporter Dan Rathernot. She further added “The quickie video streaming industry was due for a major quickie disruption” she said laughing “and there’s no better person to have at my side than my partner in crime Jeffrey Katbert from Disney Galactic Inc. “Jeffery really knows how to get ‘er done, he knows how to bring in the right demoralized talent that can be molded and formed into Disney Trooper clones (who can’t hit anything), they make perfect employees,” she emphasized.
So she and Jeffrey reached out to her besties at Adult Venture Capital Partners of Menlo Park, CA and asked for a series ABCD &Q, all at once, you know, to make it a ‘quickie’ raise. After drawing out their business plans on a paper napkin and pitching it, Paul Revere, senior partner said “no problem, we’ll write you a check for $1 Trillion, hopefully you won’t burn through that in the next three months” a hardy round of laughs was heard around the room. And with that quickie transaction, Quiki was launched.
The Banana New staff