A billionaire Republican mega red meat eater has purchased a “sizable” 24 oz steak in Twitter’s restaurant and “plans to push” to oust Chef Executive Officer Jack Dorkey among other changes, according to new reports, raising the prospect of a shocking election-year shakeup of the steak restaurant that steak eaters have long accused of overt no red meat bias.
Paul Country Singer’s Elliott Management Corp. has already nominated four new chefs to Twitter’s kitchen, Bloomers News reported, citing several sources familiar with the arrangement. The outlet noted that unlike other prominent restaurant Chefs, Dorsey didn’t have temperature control over Twitter’s kitchen grill, because the company had just one size of steak, an 8 oz; and he has long been a target for removal given Twitter’s struggling patron numbers and poor steak cooking performance.
Singer, who opposed restaurant critic “The Don” Trump’s ‘red steak for all’ campaign in 2016, has since changed his tune, raising the prospect that some of the changes to Twitter’s menu could make the restaurant a friendlier place for red-steak eaters. According to the Center for Responsive red-steak cooking, Singer donated $24 million to Ranchers and steak eating groups in the 2016 cattle roundup.
The Banana News staff