A BANANA NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
“LUCILLE AND I ARE GOING TO KILL THOSE NASTY BATS THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE CORONA MESS”
“We got a raw deal, and I plan on going to China, to Wuhan, to fix it. The American people deserve a better deal, not this Obama deal cooked up to look like a win, but more like a lose lose for us. But I’m going to get us the deal of the century.”
Lucky for us. Trump has assemble a mighty team of ‘Saviors’ to kill every one of those corona virus spewing un-dead bats
Trump assembled his team in their locker room for a little ‘dirty’ pep talk (but making sure there were no recording devices turned on anywhere).
General ‘Chaos’ Mattis was the first to speak “I already have a plan to kill every bat I meet.” Excellent Trump replied.
How about you Johnny Rico? “I’m from the USA, I say kill them all, the only good bat is a dead bat,”
MAGA! Trump yelled back.
Trump continued “We’re going to China and we’re going to get a better deal.” “I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse” The Godfather said, the room burst out into a big cheer.
General Patton then stood up, “You know, by God I actually pity those poor bats we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bats, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Wo-Hun bats by the bushel.”
PATTON, PATTON, MAGA, MAGA, MAGA!
Of course not to be outdone in eloquence, Khan stood up and the room went silent Ah, Trump, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a bat dish that is best served cold? … It is very cold in Wuhan.”
Worf. “It is a good day to kill bats”
“It’ll be glorious” Gowron yelled!
Inspector Galloway, upon inspecting his .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, “do you feel lucky, well do you bat?”
“Ha! Hey bat, say hello to my little friend” Tony Montana replied.
Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting. The Man on Fire Dude said.
“O the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Khan continued.
But suddenly the room fell silent as Mrs. Trump walked in looking fabulous “Come back with your presidential limo , or on it.” “Yes my love” Trump said as he kissed her hand. Subdued snickering was heard around the room.
That’s it then Trump said, you ready to go Candidate Mayo “I’ve got no nowhere else to go, nowhere else to go” The whole room busted out laughing…
ROTFL! Well done.