Arguing with Sheeple
Human: "why are you wearing a mask?" Sheeple: "I do it to protect you, baaaaaaaa" Human: "if you're sick you shouldn't be out and about" Sheeple "but I'm not sick"...
A FEW GOOD JOB SEEKERS 2020
Title photo: Director of HR Jessep Special thanks to an awesome LinkedIn writer for letting us ‘borrow’ this Banana level of quality writing (no worries, we paid him in bananas)....
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WORKING FROM HOME IS BETTER THAN WORKING IN THE OFFICE
THE LATE LATE LATE SHOW with DAVID LEATHERMAN TOP TEN 10. NO FREE FOOD-you’re not ‘forced’ to work 20 hours days for FREE breakfast, lunch, and dinner (right Google?) 9....
THE LATE LATE LATE SHOW with DAVID LEATHERMAN TOP TEN
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JAIL IS BETTER THAN CORONA VIRUS HOME LOCK-DOWN 10. FREE FOOD-and beer on Friday's 9. YOUR ‘STAY’ HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE-and it’s easy to get an...
VIRUS FEVER BREAKTHROUGH FOUND-HIGHLY EFFECTIVE IN EARLY CLINICAL TRIALS. TRUMP IS TRIUMPHANT
BREAKING NEWS A recently discovered ‘cure’ for the fever virus is currently awaiting final FDA approval, Accelerated approval process that’s expected within days-not months Trump ecstatic, talks up new cure...
TRUMP GETTING READY TO KILL THE VIRUS-TRAVEL TO WUHAN
A BANANA NEWS SPECIAL REPORT “LUCILLE AND I ARE GOING TO KILL THOSE NASTY BATS THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE CORONA MESS” “We got a raw deal, and I plan on...