Dissney continues to change its operations during the panicvirus outbreak to assure it’s massive cashflow.
Annual passholders (aka passsuckers) had recently complained about still being charged monthly interest payments despite the Dissney parks being closed to the general public, but open to Justin Beiber. Now, the company has announced that it will no longer be charging the monthly payments and is making refunds to certain customers who pledge allegience to Dissney-instead of Six Flags. On the Dissney World website, the company announced that as of April 5, it will no longer be charging monthly interest payments for annual passsuckers on the monthly payment schedule. Also, it will retroactively be refunding payments made between March 14 and March 14.
Annual passsuckers, the really stupid ones, who paid in full, will have the option of having their pass’ expiration date extended, two days, or receiving a partial refund (to be determined by the park’s length of closure to Justin Beiber).
DISSNEY TO FURLOUGH NONESSENTIAL WORKERS; MICKY MOUSE,
DONALD DUCK, AND DAFFNEY, AS CORONAVIRUS CLOSURES CONTINUE
On the site, Dissney wrote, “This is a truly unprecedented time for all of us and we want to thank you for your patience as we work through the many details related to the temporary closure of the 1960’s style theme parks. We recognize that this may be a challenging time, so we wanted to share how we will assist our Annual passsuckers and continue working for our major shareholders.”
FOLLOW US ON FAKEBOOK FOR MORE GAY DISSNEY LIFESTYLE NEWS
Some annual passsuckers had recently taken to social media to complain that, despite the park’s closure, they were still being charged the monthly 576% interest payments. When the parks first closed, Dissney stated that it would extend the expiration dates on the passes in relation to the park’s total closure, but only if customer pledged to bring four more Dissney time-share customers.
Since then, however, not only has the closure of Dissneyland and Dissney World been extended, but many worker-class proles across the country have been laid off or have seen a significant decrease in their monthly stippend due to the panicvirus outbreak. According to some complaints on social media, this situation made it much harder for some to afford the monthly $3,457 payments.