The announcement comes after a poor showing in South Carolina’s Democratic primary.
CORNHOLIO SOUTH CAROLINA: At Pete ‘Plug’ Bettigag’s campaing headquarters, the mood was grim but determined. The staff was committed to ‘going all the way’ with Plug and riding the Washington Phalanx Momument all the way to the top after they won the 2020 Presidential campaing. It it was not to be. After a poor showing in the South Caroline Plug said “I can’t take it anymore.”
News hit the PCI (Plug Composite Index) market hard, going strait down with little chance of coming up for air. Industrial leaders were quick to react to the news saying “the overall market for plugs will remain strong, even if Pete isn’t in Washington going up and down the momument.” They further added “long range market forecasts predict an increased use of plugs, especially in foreign markets where the COVID-19 has severely hampered normal daily life.”
Buttigag’s campaign has yet to endorce any remaining Democratic candidate, but they are studying where or not they want to “Feel the Bern” or “Feel the Biden.” The internal debate is still ongoing.
But overall, PCI market leaders expect a fully recovered market once the final Democratic nominee announces his campaign slogan.
BANANA NEWS STAFF