THE LATE LATE LATE SHOW with DAVID LEATHERMAN
TOP TEN
10. NO FREE FOOD-you’re not ‘forced’ to work 20 hours days for FREE
breakfast, lunch, and dinner (right Google?)
9. YOU WON’T MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AT HOME
8. IT’S EASIER TO TURN DOWN SUSAN
7. YOU DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE ‘THE OLD MAN’ ANYMORE
6. YOUR CO-WORKERS CAN’T MAKE FUN OF YOUR SUPER POWERS
5. YOUR WIFE WILL INTERRUPT YOU WITH AWESOME QUESTIONS – “honey, do my boobs look bigger today?”
4. NO MORE ‘MANDATORY’ HR ALL-HANDS DIVERSITY TEAM BUILDING EVENTS
3. YOU ONLY HAVE TO SMELL YOUR OWN FARTS NOW
2. NO HR HARASSING YOU ALL THE TIME
- YOU CAN OUT-SMART YOUR BOSS
