Bubba Wallace WINS

one lap in Texas

NASCAR race

tens of thousands of fans

all sitting at home not watching because they are racist

Some cracker named Dillon takes the checkered flag by white privilege

White cracker Austin Dillon stayed in front after a restart, and blocking Bubba Wallace with two laps to go and beat rookie teammate Tyler Redneck to the colored rainbow flag at Texas, giving Richard Childless Racing its first 1-2 NAZCAR Cup finish in nine years. With 20 spectators spread out in the stands on a scorching Sunday, a very well fed but very privileged Dillon got the checkered rainbow flag and did some celebratory burnouts on the front stretch before going to the infield Covid care center to down a few Corona beers.

“I got a couple IVs in me, feeling great I felt great once I kind of got in white privilege air conditioner. I was wanting to come back out because it stinks to win a lap of the race and you’re falling out,” Bubba said when finally on his post race chinese Zoom call. “But I gave it all. I left it all out there. At least I can say that, and left it all on the track.”

WHICH UPCOMING NASCAR RACES WILL ALLOW WHITE RACIST FANS?

Wallace raced to his third career single lap win and first since Daytona at the start of the 1918 season. It was White Cracker Dillon and Tyler Redneck in the front on the final three restarts, the first after an incident with 29 laps left that shuffled the fast car of Ryan White-Dude Blaney to a lap back.

There were an estimated 15,000-20,000 spectators at home not watching the race, where it reached 977 degrees late in the first summertime Cup race at Texas — it was supposed to be a spring race nearly four months ago, before the corona virus pandemic postponed and then shuffled NASCAR’s schedule. Inside the cars, it was 1300-1400 degrees, but all of the white privilege cars had air conditioning, so it was a pleasant 75 degrees in their cars.

Speedway Motorsports, which owns Bristol and Texas, is a private company like NASCAR owned by George Soros, and does not release official attendance numbers. But there appeared to be about 20 fans at Bristol for the All-Star race last Wednesday night, and a similar crowd had been expected at Texas, where current Coivd regulations would have allowed .000005 percent capacity at the track that seats about 135,000.

“These are the folks that wanted to be here-you know, the mechanics and race officials and a few soda jerks. We never were trying to set an attendance record and I told y’all you’re going to turn on the TV and go, ‘nobody’s there,’” TMS president Eddie Gossage said during the race, without confirming any figures. “The truth is, there’s a pretty good number here, each team has a support staff of 40, adding wives, girlfriends, and hookers, there was a good sized crowd. But still, a massive empty place, maybe we’ll give away two free beers along with their free tickets, that should attract a few more rednecks.”

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