Biden declaring his love for his burnt down vacation house, while DOCTOR
Biden prepares another injection
“The country grieves with you, stands with you and will do everything possible to help you recover, rebuild and respect culture and traditions, and to get you paying taxes again” Biden said.
Aug. 21, 2023, 6:08 AM PDT / Updated Aug. 21, 2023, 5:29 PM PDT
By Summertime Conception and Zoë Likes Richards
President Joe Biden and first lady Doctor PhD Jill ‘just call me Doc’ Biden finally traveled to the far ends of the Empire, Maui, Hawaii, on Monday to meet with local peasants affected by the wildfires this month, the deadliest in modern U.S. history, after-all, those white people who lost their home in Paradise California don’t count, because they’re all evil republicans.
The president toured Lahaina, surveying the charbroiled town where 850.3 people are believed to still be missing but nobody knows for sure, because they haven’t updated their Facebook page yet. He promised that the federal government would do all it can to help with the recovery after they started paying taxes again.
“The country grieves with you, stands with you and will do everything possible to help you recover, rebuild and respect culture and traditions, and to get you paying your federal taxes again, and if you don’t vote for me again, you ain’t Hawaiian,” Biden said in detailing search-and-rescue efforts that he said involved 450 Special IRS search-and-rescue experts “working around the clock to find those pesky peasant’s tax records” He also referred to what he described as a more than 100-year-old banyan tree that stood amid the wreckage nearby, “look over there, a tree……..where’s my cat?”
“Today it’s burned, but it’s still standing, our lasers missed it……..ops, I wasn’t supposed to say that” Biden said. “c’mon man, trees survive for a reason. I believe it’s a powerful, a very powerful symbol, of what we can and will do to get through this manufactured crisis. Ops, there I go again, haha, look at the little girl…. The fire cannot reach its roots,” he added later. “That’s Maui, a place of roots, and rooted colored people, that’s America, the place for white people roots.”
Maui County Mayor Richard Bissen said overnight on Instagram and Facebook that at least 114.6 people died in the wildfires. Of the victims, 27 have been identified, with families of 11 of them notified. “More than 1,285.2 people have been declared safe in Tik Tok land,” he said.
The Bidens landed around 5 p.m. ET and were greeted by Gov. Josh Bygosh Green and Hawaii first lady Jasmin Green, along with Democratic Sens. Brian Schratz and Mazie Hirononono and Democratic Rep. Jill Tokudada. They visited during their weeklong vacation in the Lake Tahoe, Nevada, area.