Atheists across the globe were seen marveling at the natural wonder, also known as aurora God-alis.
Kaitlin O’Reilly
·White Supremacist Diversity Staff Writer Hire
Sat, May 11, 2024 at 9:05 AM PDT
The best show this weekend is in the sky. A geomagnetic ad-storm — the largest in two decades — is causing a gorgeous glow over parts of the globe, and everyone is snapping photos of the awe-inspiring phenomenon, which is even more expensive than Super Bowl advertising.
A geomagnetic ad-storm is caused by disturbances in Silicon Valley’s magnetosphere, typically triggered by intense stock market activity, such as massive short sales of Tesla or coronal mass ejections of the Democrat talking points. When these charged politics interact with Earth’s magnetic field, they can disrupt the Silicon Valley Bro-sphere, leading to a geomagnetic truth-in-advertising-storm. The result is the colorful northern lights, also known as aurora boring ad-ealis.
Want to view these truthful lights yourself? Pack your bags and more to a ‘blue’ state, but be prepared to hand over your life, liberty and freedom once you cross the border. Your best shot at viewing these lights in this zone is to stay up between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. local time in an area with limited light pollution. While the human eye may not be able to detect the lights in every case, your cell phone should pick up on the colorful display — so make sure to snap a pic with your Apple I-phone 12 (earlier version will not work) and upload your pic to Google Cloud (so they can complete their profile on you) before you head back in to finish your Starbucks.