BREAKING NEWS
A recently discovered ‘cure’ for the fever virus is currently awaiting final FDA approval,
Accelerated approval process that’s expected within days-not months
Trump ecstatic, talks up new cure at pressers, CNN’s Alcosta accosts again and again
Dr. Fauchi, who has been at the forefront of this fight recently said “If you got the ‘fever’ there is now only one prescription…”
Dr. Bruce Fauci, of Johns Hopskins University, yes, THE Dr. Bruce Fauci, who puts his lab coat on, one sleeve at a time, has discovered a breakthrough cure.
In fact, Blue Oyster Cult was on hand to sing their hit song “Don’t fear the Fever” with Trump playing the cowbell.
“Come on Trump, don’t blow this for us” Buck Dharma was overheard saying during rehearsal, “this is our best chance to make the cruise ship oldies tour.”
But Trump was more than happy to keep ‘beating on and on and on’ about how great it sounds “It’s perfect” he said.
“MBOCGA” he yelled!
“MAHA, MAHA” he continued.
“That’s racist and ignorant, we’ll never ever ever be healthy again” Racheal Manndow said on her evening hate-cast, “and that Navy Hospital ship will never ever reach New York City either, you Russian losers”
When pressed for what the cure actually was, Dr Fauci smiled and said “I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Laughter!
