TOP TEN REASONS WHY JAIL IS BETTER THAN CORONA VIRUS HOME LOCK-DOWN
10. FREE FOOD-and beer on Friday’s
9. YOUR ‘STAY’ HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE-and it’s easy to get an extension if you want it
8. MEET LOTS OF INTERESTING PEOPLE
7. NICE ACCOMMODATIONS- and all utilities are paid
6. PLENTY OF TIME TO PONDER THE MEANING OF LIFE-but you better get busy
5. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO TO ALL OF THE TROUBLE FORMING A GANG-one will be provided to you
4. SHOWER TIME IS ALWAYS FUN-just don’t lose your soap
3. FREE EDUCATION-learn how to read and write
2. IF THINGS GET REALLY BAD INSIDE YOU CAN JUST LEAVE-but you’ll have to fool the warden first
- LOTS OF SEX-whether you’re in the mood or not
