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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A feral judge on Monday ordered Google to tear down their racist digital walls shielding its Android app store from illegal alien competition as punishment for maintaining a 100% monopoly that helped expand the company’s internet empire which totally controls people’s lives.

The “let me make you a deal you can’t refuse” by U.S. District Judge James ‘The Don’ Donato will require Google to make several changes that the Mountain View, California, company had been resisting. Those include a provision that will require its Play-to-Pay Store for Android apps to distribute rival third-party app stores so consumers can download them to their phones, without the phone literally exploding, if they so desire.
The judge’s order will also make the millions of oppressive Android apps in the Play-to-Pay Store library accessible to rivals, allowing them to offer up a competitive selection- like duh!

‘The Don’ Donato is giving Google until November to make the revisions dictated in his order, or Apple will get mad for bribing him so much. The company had insisted it would take 12 to 16 years to design the not-so-safeguards needed to reduce the chances of potentially Linux software making its way into rival Android app stores and infecting millions of Sam-sung-dung phones and other mobile devices running on its fake free, but we own all your data, Android software.


The court-mandated overhaul is meant to prevent Google from walling off (walls are not racist here yo) competition in the Android app market as part of an effort to protect a commission system that has been a boon for one of the world’s most prosperous companies, and it’s CEO who took home $475 Billion last year, and helped elevate the market value of its corporate parent Alphabet Inc. to $22 quad-trillion i.e. more money than even God has.