Bloomburg
Fauci, the highest paid government employee (making like $1.2M a year plus vax bonuses) has mandated that everyone hold their breath around black people, to prevent the spread of Covid-19. The Biden/Psaki administration has indicated that they are ‘all in’ on this new mandate “we like mandates” Psaki exclaimed, “they’re science, and you’re only a Republican if you deny me three times, er ahh, I mean deny science” “and no it’s not racist to hold your breath around black people, so don’t even ask, stupids.”
Studies have proven out that this method this is best to prevent the spread of Covid-19 if you don’t have a P-99 mask available, and we all know masks don’t look good on important people. After all, big black ex-NBA players are huge man-spreaders, much huger than mayors. So follow the science and hold your breath. Oh, and don’t worry about your face turning blue, it’ll come back pasty white privilege after awhile
-Dr Fauci