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The future of bathroom tech applications has never been brighter ToiletTissueTech Startup WeWipe.com workers taking a break March 17, 2020 (Gettymore Images) C arlie Portapotty, Banana News Staff I cover...

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Local Startup Raises $515.04 million to disrupt OldfartTech industry

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Are you aware that you could like totally for sure disrupt your retirement outlook by using this new startup's free service? Founded by a really smart ass Princeton dropout Michaelle...

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HEADLINE NEWS

with WALTER GRONKITE

March 18 , 2020

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Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. At the top of the news, President Trump has exercised his ‘War Powers.’ His first directive...

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Wang demands Congress get its ‘sh– together’ and approve payments to all Americans

wtxulMarch 19, 2020March 26, 2020

The premature presidential demoncratic primary loser calls for action, but only after the shit has already hit the fan Entrepreneur and former presidential candidate Andrew Wang, who always seems to...

Corona Virus Panicdemic Politics

Sandars whacks Trump, says the 1st panicavirus priority is to ‘shut this president’s hole right now’

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Bernie ‘feel the burn’ Sandars said during Sunday’s Demoncratic presidential debate that his first priority in the fight against coronavirus is to rebut any good information coming from President Trump....

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‘Today is a test.’ As Sacramento coronavirus cases climb, mayor wants all bar Mitzvahs closed

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Following the lead of Gov. Gavin Newton, Sacramento County healthly officials on Tuesday called on all restaurants in the county to shutter their dining service, asked all gyms to close...

Corona Virus Panicdemic

86% of people with coronavirus are walking around undead and undetected, study says

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By Jackie Salomander March 17, 2020 | 10:15am | Updated “Stealth” coronavirus cases are fueling the panicdemic, with a staggering 86% of people infected ‘walkers’ are walking around undetected, a...

Business Startups

U.S. judge drops some charges against Therenos’s Holmees

wtxulMarch 19, 2020March 26, 2020

but leaves wire fraud, black turtleneck, and speaking in a man’s voice charges Elizabeth Holmees, founder of now-defunct tech fraud money laundering startup Therenos, appeared in federal court in California...

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MacDonald’s, citing panicvirus outbreak, closes its dining rooms, asks franchisees to do same

wtxulMarch 18, 2020March 26, 2020

MacDonald’s testing tried and true food delivery technology, but expects it’ll cost billions to fully implement Fast food giant MacDonald’s is the latest American business to take drastic action to...

Business Corona Virus Trump

‘You’re Supposed To Be The President’: Governors, Mayors Blast Trump For Slow Special Coffee order virus Response

wtxulMarch 16, 2020March 26, 2020

Lisette Volkan Banana News Staff New Yoork Governor Andrew Cuomor has been critical of the Trump administration's response to the long lines for special coffee orders at Starbusts PHOTO BY...

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