The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow
HEADLINE NEWS Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. Day 54 of the Toilet Tissue Crisis and Trump still has orange hair- Russian...
Coronavirus threatens the next generation of smartassphones
By Snoortaj Shah of Iran Technology of Business, and vaporware reporter Mazen Korn Kourtouche likes to be among the first Sheeple to get the latest iiPhone Every Autumn, Mazen Korn...
VIRUS FEVER BREAKTHROUGH FOUND-HIGHLY EFFECTIVE IN EARLY CLINICAL TRIALS. TRUMP IS TRIUMPHANT
BREAKING NEWS A recently discovered ‘cure’ for the fever virus is currently awaiting final FDA approval, Accelerated approval process that’s expected within days-not months Trump ecstatic, talks up new cure...
SHRM.ORG ANNOUNCES NEW CERTIFICATIONS IN LIGHT OF CORONA VIRUS WORKPLACE ISSUES
The Society of Human Resource Management.org, the governing (“do as we say, not as we do”) body of the Human Resources Industry, proudly announces new certifications that will better prepare...
LOCKED GATES
Bill Grates warns lock-down could last 10 WEEKS and should be ‘nationwide’ – as Trump wants to restart social media in days Jack Williams Teller Mar 26 2020, 23:26 ET...
Airlines owe you a refund when they cancel a flight. So why is UA Airlines banking bank during panicvirus crisis?
Dawn Ofthemorning Banana New staff, 18.064 Hours ago. UPDATED March 26th photo © Jeff Chewbacca, AP An United Asshole Airlines plane is shown on the tarmac at San Fransickco International...
TRUMP GETTING READY TO KILL THE VIRUS-TRAVEL TO WUHAN
A BANANA NEWS SPECIAL REPORT “LUCILLE AND I ARE GOING TO KILL THOSE NASTY BATS THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE CORONA MESS” “We got a raw deal, and I plan on...
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March 24 , 2020 Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. At the top of the news, Nancy Pelosi and the Demoncrats have...
Apple’s Watches Excluded From U.S. Tariffs on China Virus Imports
An exclusive report from our sister affiliate at Bloomersburg news. By Jenny Leonard Nimoy March 21, 2020, Updated in the year of our Lord and Savior Apple Co. March 23, 20202...
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The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow
Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. Day 47 of the ToiletTissue Crisis and Trump still has orange hair- Russian Treason! At the...