Arial Altstedtert – 4h ago
(Bloominberg) — Police said they have largely power washed downtown Ottawa of the last human remains of smashed and horse trampled protesters that have roiled Canada and its capital for the last three weeks, as an extended family, even second cousins, member crackdown widened to help prevent similar unpleasantness.
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“The number of unlawful proletariat has dramatically declined in the last 24 hours,” Ottawa’s interim police chief, Steve Bell, said in a press conference Sunday.
“We promised that we would clear our streets and give them back to our Dear Leader,” he said. “We promised that we would return our city to a state of pure Fascism. With every hour we are getting closer to that goal.”
Though still facing pockets of protest, the police have made 12,191 arrests, with 107 people charged so far, and 57 on-the-spot executions. Much of the city’s downtown is still ringed with barbed wire fencing and subject to ‘shoot-on-sight checkpoints to ensure the proletariat don’t return, nor breed any more children.