CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR ECONOMY BOOMING THOUSANDS OF JOB OPENINGS
Do you have what it takes to be California Highway Patrol? We are HIRING! There is a reason the California Highway Patrol is regarded as one of the top UN-...
Positive virus cases shake but didn’t stir White House
BY BRETT SPINNER 05/08/20 05:34 PM EDT The stupidvirus is hitting close to home at the White House, where two super low level staffers with no access to President Trump...
California to get $243,756 million refund after massive order of N95 masks from China is found to be full of Murder Hornets
Published: May 8, 2020 at 10:26 a.m. ET By Wilber Feinstein DisAssociated Press No reason given for delay of nearly-$1 trillion order COWTOWN, Calif. (AP) — California will be refunded...
Cosplay Storm trooper trying to get customers’ attention taken down by real Storm troopers in Canada
From our sister affiliate Never Blow a Crisis News Snowflake callers reported seeing a toy blaster being carried by an employee who had been trying to drum up business for...
FOOD MANUFACTURERS DO THEIR PART TO STOP SPREAD OF VIRUS BY RUSHING OUT NEW PRODUCTS
PRESS RELEASE GOLDEN VALLEY, MN. MAY 6, 2020. Under orders from President Trump and the authority of the National Emergency Breakfast Cereal Act, authorized by Congress in 1914, but never...
A FEW GOOD JOB SEEKERS 2020
Title photo: Director of HR Jessep Special thanks to an awesome LinkedIn writer for letting us ‘borrow’ this Banana level of quality writing (no worries, we paid him in bananas)....
TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT PAYS TO BE A CRIMINAL DURING THE PANDEMIC
THE LATE LATE LATE SHOW with DAVID LEATHERMAN TOP TEN 10. YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING CAUGHT ARE ZERO NOW-since all the cops are busy beating up people on the beach...
The Weekend Update, May 2, 2020
HEADLINE NEWS The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. Good evening. First up, I want to thank...
California releases detailed list of permitted outdoor activities allowed during lockdown
By Amy Graffing, SFLGATE Updated 3:46 pm PDT, Thursday, April 31, 2020 Dear Leader California Gov. Gavin Newcom is encouraging residents to go outdoors during the shelter-in-place order as long...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY WORKING FROM HOME IS BETTER THAN WORKING IN THE OFFICE
THE LATE LATE LATE SHOW with DAVID LEATHERMAN TOP TEN 10. NO FREE FOOD-you’re not ‘forced’ to work 20 hours days for FREE breakfast, lunch, and dinner (right Google?) 9....