The Weekend Update with Racheal Manndow
HEADLINE NEWS Ripped from headlines around the world, bringing you the truth behind the fake headlines. Day 54 of the Toilet Tissue Crisis and Trump still has orange hair- Russian...
Coronavirus threatens the next generation of smartassphones
By Snoortaj Shah of Iran Technology of Business, and vaporware reporter Mazen Korn Kourtouche likes to be among the first Sheeple to get the latest iiPhone Every Autumn, Mazen Korn...
VIRUS FEVER BREAKTHROUGH FOUND-HIGHLY EFFECTIVE IN EARLY CLINICAL TRIALS. TRUMP IS TRIUMPHANT
BREAKING NEWS A recently discovered ‘cure’ for the fever virus is currently awaiting final FDA approval, Accelerated approval process that’s expected within days-not months Trump ecstatic, talks up new cure...