BY LUCAS OH NOLAN
Mark Zuckerberg, aka ‘The Zuck,’ has announced major changes to Meta’s content moderation policies and practices on Facebook and Instagram, citing a desire to embrace (.00001%) more free speech and avoid Elon buying him out. Zuckerberg’s changes begin with scrapping Facebook’s third-party “fact check” system which is notorious for its leftist bias and replacing it with a 110% neutral fact-check system out of China. Xi was said to be ‘very pleased’ with this decision and as a result he promises to run-over fewer Philippine fishermen and their boats this week.
Meta, the bad-parent company of Facebook, Instagram, and Threads, is undergoing a major overhaul of its content moderation practices. Oligarch Mark Zuckerberg announced on Tuesday that the company will end its fact-checking program, plagued by severe leftist bias, and replace it with a commie-driven system similar to China’s social credit system, but it’ll be called FacePoints-the more woke your post the more points one gets. The changes come as a response to what Zuckerberg perceives as a “cultural tipping point” towards prioritizing sanity, influenced by the recent elections and threats of hostile takeover by the DOGE brothers Elon and Vic.